So this is great! An old friend of mine sent me a text today about an incident that occured to him yesterday that had my name written all over it!
When I was in high school, I spent a good bit of my free time riding around and hanging out in the parking lot of a local shopping center. That's where my friendship with Michael began. Michael was always making us laugh with his sarcastic sense of humor and blunt personality. I spent a lot of time hanging out with Michael because I LOVE to laugh and he was great at making me do so!
One night Michael and I had been hanging out and riding around with a couple of other friends and Michael had this fantastic idea of a practical joke. He pulled us into the local McDonald's parking lot and dialed their number on his cell phone. He parked us up at the window so we can see inside the entire restaurant. The manager answered the phone and Michael proceeded to tell him that he had just dropped a big one and needed some toilet paper because the stall he was in was out. I LOST IT! I had no idea what he had up his sleeve, but I would have never dreamed that was going to come out of his mouth. We sat and watched as one of the (female) staff walked into the men's restroom with a huge roll of toilet paper. We could not stop laughing the entire time. Once she realized there was no one in the restroom, she came back out carrying the same huge roll of tp, shrugging her shoulders. The prank was a success! I have NEVER forgotten it.
TODAY I received a text from Michael. It was a little random because we don't talk as much as we used to since he moved out of town to persue a management position. It just so happens that he is now the general manager of a Wendys. SO guess what happened to him yesterday....yup, that's right, someone called him from their restroom because they had dropped a bomb and needed toilet paper. Here's the great thing, it WASN'T a prank. Someone really needed toilet paper. Unfortunately for bomb dropper, Michael recalled his own prank and was a little hesitant to send one of his employees into the restroom with a roll of tp for this disgruntled patron. Finally he sent someone in the restroom to go to that poor man's rescue.
My only regret is that I hadn't remembered this prank sooner and called him myself!
Saved by the Grace of Southern Charm
Monday, July 2, 2012
Monday, June 25, 2012
Soooo.....I guess I should tell you a little bit about myself.
All 26, almost 27 years of me. I am southern born and country bred. I can't help it. I try to sound formal and educated most of the time, but sometimes it just comes out all "Hey y'all! Watch this!"
Anyways...I am from a VERY small town (community) in South Carolina called Britton's Neck. I am proud to call it home. It has nothing but miles and miles of farmers fields and tall pines. It's beautiful land, and a extremely peaceful.
FAMILY is of MOST importance to me. Without them I'd be nothing. I am extremely close to both of my parents, and my sister and brother. There are no words to describe my love for them.
I have had one BFF since birf. That's right, I said birf (birth). We work together, play together, and even stayed together (on 2 separate occasions). I'm the Watson to her ERRA. I can go on and on and on and on and on about all the memories we share. I am sure they will all surface on this blog...stay tuned!
I have another BFF also. She has been there for me a lot, and I would be lost without her. She is getting married this fall, and I am so excited to be able to be there for her as she embarks on her new walk in life.
Here I am....this is ME!
All 26, almost 27 years of me. I am southern born and country bred. I can't help it. I try to sound formal and educated most of the time, but sometimes it just comes out all "Hey y'all! Watch this!"
Anyways...I am from a VERY small town (community) in South Carolina called Britton's Neck. I am proud to call it home. It has nothing but miles and miles of farmers fields and tall pines. It's beautiful land, and a extremely peaceful.
FAMILY is of MOST importance to me. Without them I'd be nothing. I am extremely close to both of my parents, and my sister and brother. There are no words to describe my love for them.
This is them...minus me.
I have another BFF also. She has been there for me a lot, and I would be lost without her. She is getting married this fall, and I am so excited to be able to be there for her as she embarks on her new walk in life.
Nothing stirs my heart quite like my Alma Mater. I am graduate of Clemson University, and I can't think of any accomplishment I have made to date that I am more proud of. The feeling I get when I talk, think, dream about Clemson is absolutely indescribable. Clemson isn’t just a school, it's my home, my heart, and my family. FIGHT TIGERS! FIGHT TIGERS! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
Thursday, June 21, 2012
Hakuna Matata: This is my first blog.
Trying this on for size. I somehow seem to find myself in interesting situations on a regular basis. So I have decided to share them with the world. The world that would love to laugh at my expense, or that might be slightly interested in my life and how it's going. If you like it, great...if you hate it, you NEVER have to return. The greatest thing about it: I won't be showing up in your news feed every 5 minutes!
STAY TUNED...
Trying this on for size. I somehow seem to find myself in interesting situations on a regular basis. So I have decided to share them with the world. The world that would love to laugh at my expense, or that might be slightly interested in my life and how it's going. If you like it, great...if you hate it, you NEVER have to return. The greatest thing about it: I won't be showing up in your news feed every 5 minutes!
STAY TUNED...
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